Very Well

The highlight of today would be that when i stepped out of my bedroom of a bachelorette's flair and marched towards the laundry room for obvious reasons. I realised that my bladder was compressing furiously. Thus after much encoding and decoding by the brain cells and such, a message was transmitted to the grey matter in bold:

"GO SHEE SHEE NOW"

However, being the rebel without a cause that i am, i decided to continue my quest to load the clothes into the dryer and take a piss only after i have successfully completed my mission. Unfortunately, the contractions got the better of me and it took me three fat seconds to realise that it would seem forgivable to the flatmates should the petite laundry room be flooded with soap suds but not of the by-product of pungent-smelling green tea.

So i dropped the clean panties and other forms of lingerie on the dusty floor and made a dash to the loo. I am officially obsessed with one of the greatest feelings in life [for me anyway] - that overwhelming sense of euphoria once you have dispensed your urine into the toilet scooter. Aaaahhh...

Notice i used scooter instead of bowl. Why? Well, for starters, it looks like a bloody scooter to me with the wheels used for two good ol' kampung style swing. Y'know, the kind they used on gigantic oak trees with vines as the ropes and used tyres to support your buttocks while your legs dangle freely in the air above soil level.

Hmm.. Reminiscing the past. My childhood fun-filled moment comprises of it as one of my all-time favourite toy at nenek's house. Mother's folks led a hard life and never fail to shed a tear everytime i think about the stories us kids were being told before. Stories that motivate me to lead a meaningul life so i can repay my folks as well as theirs. My definition of repaying them would not necessarily be by means of the greens, but also my deeds which grandpa prioritizes in his grandchildren. He said that he would indeed be happy if the sum of money given to him by his kids, grandkids & so on would enable him to indulge in a year's supply of daily Davidoff cubans; but he told me he would be better off with us doing him proud by upgrading ourselves academically, socially and religiously. And most important of all, nurturing the family name with great care. Obviously if it weren't for them i would not be here, enjoying and enduring life's ups and downs respectively. Thinking about them helps a whole lot in keeping me focused. Otherwise i'd be lost in a deep sleep of ignorance. Touch wood.

So yeah, whenever someone asks about my well-being, i'd say "I'm very well thank you."

Hope you are too.