Brusheff

Oh my goodness gracious little me. This is so farking hillarious. I have to get this out of my system for i am dying to share with the world what one of my mates has told me recently, which i think, is ridiculously funny.

The riddle goes a lil' sometin like this:
[NB: ML = Malay Language (Bruneian edition); EL = English Language]
[PREREQUISITES: Open mind]

ML: Kuyuk sama ayam kan melintas jalan raya. Siapa yang kana langgar dulu?
EL: A dog and a chicken were about to cross a road. Which would get roadkilled first?

ML/EL: Jeng, jeng, jeng...
[no translation needed]

ML: Anjing la.
EL: Dog la.

ML: Pasalnya...
EL: Because...

ML: Anjing matanya liat ke dapan saja.
EL: A dog's eyes looks straight ahead only.

OK for those who don't get that, i'll kindly and gladly offer the explanation to that joke: it's because a chicken's eyes are implanted on both sides of its head. Therefore, has the extraordinary ability to view any oncoming car from the left or right.

Another one?
Why not.

ML: Ada tiga peserta dalam pertandingan "nenen-sapa-basar".
EL: There were three contestants in a "who's-got-bigger-boobs" competition.

ML: Peserta pertama - Sebesar buah betik. *Orang bersorak*
EL: First contestant - As big as a papaya. *Crowd cheered*

ML: Peserta kedua - Sebesar buah tembikai. *Orang bersorak kuat2*
EL: Second contestant - As big as a watermelon. *Crowd cheered louder*

ML: Peserta ketiga - Sebesar buah epal. *Orang mem-boo*
EL: Third contestant - As big as an apple. *Crowd boo-ed*

ML: Nanti dulu.
EL: Hold on.

ML: Atu baru saiz puting nya.
EL: That's just the size of the nipple.

Har de har har! Funny right? Right? Rigghhhtt?

Hmph. I bloody well hope so. Otherwise it'll just reaffirm my theory:
- that i have a weird sense of humour
- that insignificant things appear to be highly amusing
- that i am lame

Boohoo. I need to get a life. Shows how much i've been doing with mine these days.