After what seemed like forty-eight hours worth of agony and sheets upon sheets of kleenex, i finally got what i wished for:
I'M CURED BABY!
Hooray fer me, beetch. *mwahzz* me.
OK obviously the fever got to me brains, which is, by the way, at the size of a shrivelled green pea.
See, the deal was, i vowed to Ms.YK, who insisted on paracetamols or neurofens, that i would gain full recovery by today. Being the stubborn cow that i am, i strongly objected the idea of turning to chemicals as my system is already fully loaded with them. The last thing i need is just more toxic in my body. So i made an oath that i would not rely on such medicines; that i would put my immune system to a test with the aid of drug-free herbal pain killers and spirulina tablets.
And boy did it work wonders for me. Gulped down plenty of water with four of the gigantic herbal medicine and ten spirulinas. Topped it off with a nutritious cereal beverage and a good nite's sleep. Wa lah~ I'm healthy again the minute i opened my oversized-but-half-blind eyes.
No mucus.
No chest pains.
No panda eyes.
No migraines.
I'm as good as new!
Except for that bit of being half-blind. I wonder if eating three kilos of raw baby carrots could do the trick. Hmm... Oh and also, i haven't missed [and i don't intend to] any of my fasting days too.
So, am i not an inpiration to you already? Hyuk hyuk hyuk!
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