Soup tulang

Suddenly the thought of being able to open my eyes and realise i'm half blind is more thrilling than having a fifty-nine minute orgasm.

Haa. I'm just kidding. I'm not that obsessed with being an orgasmic-killing machine.

Seriously, i am half-blind. One time i was at a shopping mall in a foreign country to have my glasses renewed and went *WHAM!* on the shop's glass door because i did not realise that it was nine centimetres away from my face.

Momma threw her head back and howled with laughter instead of the typical, "Are you OK?"

Why, thank you mother dearest.

She choked on her cendol from severe laughing though.

*Snicker*

Nevertheless, i am still grateful at this moment to be able to realise that i :
1. Have only A$1.63 in my Commonwealth Bank account,
2. Have three major assignments due & haven't started scratch yet,
3. Have to shed layers upon layers of blubber,
4. Have yet to kick a habit,
5. Have to face my biggest fear which seems to be surfacing everyday.

Yes, the irony of my ever-so-exciting life. I have no doubt that the list could stretch to an infinite number. BUT i am aware that i am so much better off than probably half of the world's inhabitants. Then again, i am also highly aware that i am not even close to success when compared to the many individuals of my age who earn US$85 per hour with feet up on their computer desk, munching on pizza hut's supreme, gulping sodas, clicking their career away. I'm being serious. That's what my mate Mr.DL does three times a week as a freelance web designer. i suppose it depends on how high you aim in life. Most of the time i think it's good to use those ahead of us as a source for inspiration. Other times i reckon it's good to realise we are beyond fortunate when compared to those who strive for a grain of rice.

Am i not the biggest indecissive loser you have ever met?

Life is too addictive for me. The elements are anyway. It's like taking a bubble bath; always trying out new aromas, hooked on one brand if not the other. One minute i'm obsessed with green tea and mint. The next i'm switching to green curry and basil. Then it's cocoa and lemon-butter. They're all odd. And i put up with them, just for the sake of trying out.

Making any sense? I sure hope not.

It's funny how 'sure' is pronounced as shu-err. And 'surprise' as ser-praiz. Like Mrs.X saying to Mr.X, "Shur-praiz sayang! I made you shupp tulang."

The wonders of language.

By the way, it's my birthday today. Don't you think i am by far, wiser than i was yesterday? I think so.

Not.

Have a good one, all you beautiful people.