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Sunday, March 25, 2007

More Less Action

mp3:
Lamb - Gabriel
Bent - Swollen
Pink Martini - Sympathique
Digby Jones - Pina Colada [Jazz Mix]
Deep & Wode - Easy Rider

A very tiring week indeed. Been running around like a lost hyenna getting the major marketing project, which is to establish a company that produces a breakfast cereal package. How exciting. Also, been doing tons of researching on some Australian company for the major accounting project. Then there's business law e-quizes and such. So there, the academic side of my life. I told you i haven't been partying 24/7. Now that we've sorted that loud & clear, let's shove it out of the way, shall we? Very happy to put that aside.

Had a wonderful time last nite. Good music, good buzz. Definitely paid-off all that hard work and brain racking sessions. Thanx again to the man, the lovely David Meera. I owe you one buddy. Will definitely return the favour fairly soon. Us mad pricks have to stick together, y'know.

Then of course, there's the unforgettable and perhaps, embarrasing highlight when my klutzy hormones kicked in and caused me to smack this lesbian chick in the face.

Whoops!

OK so here's the nitty-gritty scoop. A couple of weeks ago when the gang went to The Family for a fren's b'day celebratoin, this lady, Ms.M, who was dancin in front of me pointed out how groovy my hat was. So i was like, yeah ok thanx mate. Then she kept goin on and on about how unique it was and how she much she admires it.

Get over it woman. It's just a friggin barette.

So the usual: nod, nod, smile, smile. My mind was screaming to get on dancing coz the buzz was really working its way into the system. Then after what seemed like a desperate urge to get it out, she gushed, "Can i just say how incredibly gorgeous you are?"

*Gulp!*

I didn't know where to look. I was torn between embarassment, flattery and extreme awkwardness. So i squaked a timid, "You too," to which i got a reply, "Thank you. Say how come i've never seen you around before?"

It was really tempting to blurt out, "Coz you didn't look hard enough." But of course, that would lead to a whole different story now, wouldn't it?

So i just shrugged politely, excused myself & made a dash towards the loo only to crack up laughing on my own.

I GOT PICKED UP BY A HOT LESBIAN!

Man if i were gay i'd be all over her. Yes she was pretty. Tall and blonde. Thankfully we don't have to worry about that department though. Then i shared this story with David Meera whom, as expected, made some really nasty comments which i am in no hurry to disclose here. LOL.

Wortsits.

I don't know why i said that either. Just felt like it. Hee haw.

So back to last nite's agenda. The same chick, Ms.M, was chattering to me about some things i can't make out clearly what because:
1. Music was blaring hard & loud.
2. Buzz was distorting my senses.

Oh hold the phone. *Ponders hard* Right, it was about how she chose to wear glasses that night instead of contacts because she couldn't be bothered to have them on. After all, i wear them, she said.

Wow. Am i THAT big on influencing people? Yipes.

Then at one point, she shielded the left side of my view with her hand to mock the other two ladies at the corner who were all over each other. So i did this gesture of waving the thought out of my head coz i obviously have seen more than where that came from. Y'know, the 'whatever-man-i-don't-give-a-damn' wave. Unfortunately, the timing was perfect. Why? Because as i was doing that, Ms.M bent over to say more things [coz the lady is damn tall]. That's when i slapped her - by accident. So you can imagine the horrific look on both our faces: hers from bewilderment, mine from embarassment.

Sor-rey!

So shit. So malu la.

But then again, oh well. It's not like it mattered anyway. Just at that time when her ex-girlfriend gave me a long & cold glare. WHAT?! Think i'm gonna court your lady? Pfft.

No really, PFFFTTT.

OK retreating to the books again. Just thought i'd amuse you with that little tale there. Take care, all you beautiful people.

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